Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Zoran the god of speed

Zoran is a lesser known pagan god. Zoran is the son of Odin, the god of strife and war, and hel, the goddess of death and daughter is Loki. Zoran had a small group of devout and fanatical followers who were often known to set fire to themselves and jump off cliffs to their tribute to their god. Zoran was the creator of Thor's war chariot and was known for creating great machines that reached unfathomable speeds. Freyja, goddess of magic and death, was infautated with zoran. But zoran was well known to be in love with SV, a japanese shinto spirt. freyja poisoned Zoran of her jealousy. Zoran was trapped in a deep sleep for an untold period of time. Without the protection of Zoran, his followers were slaughtered in the medeavil Insquition in the late 1100's. Thats all for zoran if you have a fancy dwarf hamster and its fast name it zoran its the best name meant for it.
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13 comments:

  1. Adi HardwickJanuary 9, 2015 at 2:55 PM

    Very interesting!

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  2. UnknownDecember 14, 2015 at 8:35 AM

    Tyr was the god of war and Hel was the goddess of the underworld

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    1. Philip2580August 2, 2019 at 7:18 AM

      There were many Norse God's of war, among them Thor, Odin and Tyr

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    2. Zoran ToastNovember 21, 2020 at 4:51 AM

      That’s not true Tyr is the god of war, peace and rules, Odin is the god of wind and rain,
      Thor is the god of thunder and anger and is nicknamed the jortnem hunter, Zoran is the god of speed and ice and was known to survive ragnorok because he accidentally ran into the future when trying to save jortnamgandr

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  3. UnknownDecember 14, 2015 at 8:35 AM

    This is invalid

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  4. UnknownFebruary 23, 2019 at 2:16 PM

    Is this the only god or goddess of speed in any mythology?

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    1. UnknownMarch 2, 2019 at 3:05 AM

      Hermes, Greek god of trade, speed etc

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    2. UnknownApril 8, 2019 at 7:22 AM

      Hermes is not actually a god of speed, he is known as the messenger god and because of his duties to Zeus the king of Olympus gifted him the boots crafted by Ephesus. These boots are also known as Talaria. Also Hermes runs at a snail's pace compared to Zoran

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    3. UnknownApril 8, 2019 at 7:23 AM

      Hermes is not actually a god of speed, he is known as the messenger god and because of his duties to Zeus the king of Olympus gifted him the boots crafted by Ephesus. These boots are also known as Talaria. Also Hermes runs at a snail's pace compared to Zoran

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  5. EMarch 12, 2019 at 6:58 PM

    Zoran and Nike are the only really specifically 'speed' related god I've found, though many other deities were revered for quickness. Legba was a West African god of travelers and messengers. Nike is the Greek god of speed (Hermes was that of messengers, roads, trickery, etc not technically speed). Mercury was the Roman correlation to Hermes. Not necessarily the god of speed exactly, but the most aligned as the god of merchants, travelers, thieves and tricksters.

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  6. UnknownFebruary 12, 2020 at 11:52 AM

    "But zoran was well known to be in love with SV, a japanese shinto spirt."

    Nonsense.

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  7. AlanDG2October 21, 2020 at 4:05 AM

    You overlooked Atalanta, the goddess of running.

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  8. Here4damemsMay 28, 2021 at 1:17 AM

    99% of this is utter bullshtako

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